Don't Puke On Me!

I will admit that I do enjoy drinking alcoholic beverages, beer being the drink of choice. However, I try to stay away from drinking to excess. Mostly because it's not cool, and bad things tend to happen. That goes for all of us.

Last night I was just minding my own business, taking care of things as usual, when one of the waitresses hurriedly comes up and motions me over. "One of the guys at that table over there is puking all over the floor!"

I run over there just in time to see a pile of soiled towels. Someone, in their infinite wisdom, shoved an empty pitcher under the guy's chin too. Thankfully, the people he was with quickly escorted him out of the building, and one of the waiters cleaned it up.

Stop drinking so much that you end up regurgitating it, especially in public! It's nasty, and it confirms how dumb you are.

At the end of the night, I made my way to my car. As I came around the back side of it, I stepped in something wet and squishy. Someone, probably the same person, left a puddle next to my car, perfectly placed that I stepped in it. That was icing on the cake for my night.